scratch and sniff stickers are my new crusade.

[soulhorse]

QOTD:

Gimme Your Fries (7:15:42 PM): yeah, I just reread my message and realized there's something terrible about saying I'm "too classy" to comment and then admitting that I couldn't stop thinking about your boobs.
Gimme Your Fries (7:15:54 PM): I try not to think about things until AFTER i say them sometimes.
Gimme Your Fries (7:15:57 PM): I'm gifted.


Gimme Your Fries (11:33:25 PM): anyway, so you think you're actually capable of having an entire conversation about scratch and sniff stickers?
Gimme Your Fries (11:33:31 PM): cause if so we DEFINITELY have to hang out.
sfsem ster ly (11:34:30 PM): umm, if there's anything in the world i'm capable of, it's having an entire conversation regarding the pros and cons of scratch and sniff stickers.
Gimme Your Fries (11:34:45 PM): You've done this before?
sfsem ster ly (11:34:50 PM): no
sfsem ster ly (11:35:04 PM): but i once had a really long conversation about eucalyptus trees.
Gimme Your Fries (11:35:05 PM): ahhh, I was going to be incredibly impressed.
Gimme Your Fries (11:35:18 PM): see, I'm not so big on eucalyptus,
Gimme Your Fries (11:35:26 PM): scratch and sniff stickers though, that's something I could really get behind.
sfsem ster ly (11:35:50 PM): i could sense that.
Gimme Your Fries (11:36:33 PM): how?
sfsem ster ly (11:37:03 PM): something about you just emanates a true moral commitment to scratch and sniff stickers.
Gimme Your Fries (11:37:03 PM): Have you caught me in the air freshioner aisle at target before?
Gimme Your Fries (11:37:18 PM): oh man,
Gimme Your Fries (11:37:24 PM): that's one of the best things anyone has ever said about me.
Gimme Your Fries (11:37:35 PM): I might add that to my profile.
Gimme Your Fries (11:40:30 PM): seriously though, I'm obsesssed with them everytime I go to buy an air freshioner and find them on all those glade plug in things at target.
Gimme Your Fries (11:40:54 PM): I don't even know if you can still buy them like you could when I was a kid and had them on trapper keepers and stuff, but god bless glade plug ins.
sfsem ster ly (11:41:35 PM): i actually have scratch and sniff socks.
Gimme Your Fries (11:42:25 PM): uhhhh... you could probably solve that problem by doing this little thing called "laundry."
sfsem ster ly (11:42:57 PM): no, i'm serious
sfsem ster ly (11:43:04 PM): they have strawberries on them
Gimme Your Fries (11:43:11 PM): are you serious?
sfsem ster ly (11:43:12 PM): and you scratch the strawberries
sfsem ster ly (11:43:17 PM): and then you sniff
Gimme Your Fries (11:43:23 PM): really though, you'd have a hard time convincing me to scratch your socks and sniff,
sfsem ster ly (11:43:34 PM): well, i've never worn them
sfsem ster ly (11:43:38 PM): just...because.
Gimme Your Fries (11:43:45 PM): doesn't matter how cute you are, that's in the same league as telling someone you have pull-my-finger-and-sniff pants.
sfsem ster ly (11:43:54 PM): hahahah.
Gimme Your Fries (11:44:24 PM): You've gotta wear those socks if you come hang out with me sometime.
sfsem ster ly (11:44:43 PM): no, i refuse to wear them for fear of diffusing the scratch and sniffness.
Gimme Your Fries (11:45:14 PM): good point,
Gimme Your Fries (11:46:00 PM): I'm not directing this at you, cause I'm not THAT creepy, but someone should really make scratch and sniff underwear if they haven't already.
sfsem ster ly (11:46:13 PM): that'd be an awesome invention
Gimme Your Fries (11:47:04 PM): if they can make the socks it would have to be possible.
Gimme Your Fries (11:47:06 PM): do the socks actually work?
sfsem ster ly (11:47:11 PM): yep
Gimme Your Fries (11:48:23 PM): I bet they already make the underwear then, it's just a matter of finding them.
sfsem ster ly (11:48:32 PM): google it
Gimme Your Fries (11:48:36 PM): anything that depraved has DEFINTITELY already been thought of.
sfsem ster ly (11:48:43 PM): for sure.
Gimme Your Fries (11:48:55 PM): fuuuuuuuuck
Gimme Your Fries (11:48:58 PM): 89,000 hits.
sfsem ster ly (11:49:04 PM): on what?
Gimme Your Fries (11:49:10 PM): scratch and sniff underwear
sfsem ster ly (11:49:15 PM): no way
Gimme Your Fries (11:49:26 PM): the links didn't look all that work-safe though, so I didn't explore any further.
Gimme Your Fries (11:49:45 PM): you'll have to check this out and get back to me with a full report.
sfsem ster ly (11:49:52 PM): okay the first one
sfsem ster ly (11:49:58 PM): is a scratch and sniff underwear store.
Gimme Your Fries (11:50:24 PM): an entire store!
Gimme Your Fries (11:50:25 PM): where?
sfsem ster ly (11:50:35 PM): okay, i found another one
sfsem ster ly (11:50:49 PM): that has BBQ scented scratch and sniff underwear
Gimme Your Fries (11:50:51 PM): fuck. I absolutely love evolution.
sfsem ster ly (11:51:01 PM): to allure the manly man
Gimme Your Fries (11:51:04 PM): this is how you know that mankind has truly evolved.
sfsem ster ly (11:51:40 PM): definitely
Gimme Your Fries (11:51:41 PM): well, it makes sense, show the guy your underwear and automatically make him want to eat something.
sfsem ster ly (11:51:49 PM): this is true.
sfsem ster ly (11:52:01 PM): but usually you don't need scratch and sniff underwear to get that effect.


Ahahahaha. Too funny.

I like scratch and sniff stickers, and when boys can't stop thinking about my boobs! Eheheheh. :P

Comments

[big-monkey.livejournal.com]

You should have posted the link to that website instead.

The world would be a better place if everyone's shorts smelled like BBQ when they scratched their ass.